News just in – or not …

AUCKLAND, Friday: Vernacular, a small but slightly bigger-thinking non-global provider of moderately successful mind-influencing communication signalling (corporate writing services), today hasn’t announced a slew of innovative services, new learnings, and insights in a pivot to digitally disrupt the new normal.

In a virtual press conference staged from a next-generation Work From Home (WFH) collaborative platform based in the company’s suburban corporate headquarters in the heart of Auckland’s CBD, or not, Vernacular’s vice-president and chief signal operations manager ANZ,Richard Carter said he was honoured, humbled, proud, inspired, strangely excited, and other phrases gleaned from his LinkedIn feed, to not make the announcement.

“In a year notable for work-from-home big-noting, it’s only right we celebrate 2020 on a high note, with a low note, and note that in a year devoid of notable achievements it is only right not to say something, anything, noteworthy.”

“In a year notable for horror sneezes and WFH big-noting, it’s only right that we celebrate the end of 2020 on a high note, with a low note, and note that in a year devoid of notable achievements it is only right not to say something, anything, noteworthy,” Carter noted.

He said the New Year would provide an opportunity to assess the old normal with the emerging new, new normal, known as NORMAL 2.0, presenting unprecedented opportunities to drill deep into the hidden signals of personalised Zoom backdrops and how they informed customer-led design for a new generation of game changing services.

“Otherwise, it’s business as usual.”

• www.vernacular.co.nz
• linkedin.com/richard-carter